Ask Tony Stark

A yo Tony how come everywhere you go, you see the same hos? You known at those parties, their is always some ho jumping out grabbing you telling you to call them or asking if you remember them.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:46:00 +0200

What can I say,I do have a certain reputation amongst them. Whenever I remember then or if I want to remember them is a different thing. Maybe the fact that I treat them like ladies and don’t call them ‘hos’ helps a lot, I suggest you drop that attitude and start appreciating them more if you really want to be successful on that domain.

asksteverogers: buckcap: #bucky just called me a captialist pig for telling her to put pants...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:42:55 +0200

asksteverogers:

buckcap:

#bucky just called me a captialist pig for telling her to put pants on #PUT SOME PANTS ON BUCKY

NEVAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! -runs around pantless-

Put some pants on son.

No,leave it,it’s good footage for black mail.

asksteverogers: One of these days we could get a brainwashing case, I’m sure it’s been done before....

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:09:41 +0200

asksteverogers:

One of these days we could get a brainwashing case, I’m sure it’s been done before. Either way we gotta watch out for these kiddos.

I don’t know who’s less reliable of a source, you or Barton.

Dealing with brainwashed kids sounds way too creepy for me, we should get on it before it actually happens. I would like to avoid that at all costs.

I’m more reliable, right? It’s me we’re talkign about here.

asksteverogers: Maybe we do, just to ensure the kids recognise that animals of all sorts need to be...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:40:00 +0200

asksteverogers:

Maybe we do, just to ensure the kids recognise that animals of all sorts need to be treated with respect and love. Not made to fight one another. Gee whizz, the things that creators encourage kids to do nowadays.

I’m sure it did. Though I do wonder what took you so long, you and Barton playing those video games? Hmm? Strictly on duty, of course, I presume.

I’m saying it now, I had nothing to do with those games, they got popular on their own. Blame the Japanese influence on some of the demographic, they should read more comics instead.

..Of course, out of duty, you know me. He said that messing with the game is cheating, but I didn’t really listen to him.

asksteverogers: But it’s not teaching kids nowadays the right sort of morals. Animals in no way...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:29:09 +0200

asksteverogers:

But it’s not teaching kids nowadays the right sort of morals. Animals in no way should be pit against one another, digital or not. You’re the one that taught me that these bots and such have feelings.

As for Barton, didn’t he once call you to his house to untangle some wires? So I suppose he has more computer related things than we give him credit for. I’m sure he likes those games as much as you do, don’t just pawn them off on the poor fella.

Don’t get me wrong, if anyone dares to touch them,they’re finished. If they ever dare to make it personal.. this wasn’t what this talk was about,was it?It seems that we need to do another “Pet puppies with the Avengers” day.

I’m all work,you know me. That was a terrible attempt to look professional. And indeed, that guy sure has a hellot of things in his damp, my OCD was off the charts with everything I saw in there.

asksteverogers: …So this is encouraging people to put their pets against each other? Sounds like an...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:17:39 +0200

asksteverogers:

…So this is encouraging people to put their pets against each other? Sounds like an illegal activity there, last time I checked cock fighting and bare baiting was against the law.

…That’s a very uh… Interesting breed of eagle? I’ll stick to our national bird, thanks.

They’re not exactly real though, they’re virtual and you know kids those days, better to stick with their gaming consoles than doing all kinds of trouble worthy things in the street. That was after my time though. but I’m sure Barton still enjoys them games.

Of course you will.

asksteverogers: …Do I need to know what a ‘Pokemon’ is? It sounds like some sort of anagram we’d...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:06:31 +0200

asksteverogers:

…Do I need to know what a ‘Pokemon’ is? It sounds like some sort of anagram we’d use back in the day but more, exotic.

It’s harmless, really, it’s game and you’re supposed to get those um..creatures, some of them look really cute and others look menacing, and you fight other people and..why am I even explaining this to you,here,are you convinced that you need to play yet?

Looks like an eagle.

asksteverogers replied to your post: Bucky was here. Stark is a looser. (Bucky = Gary & Tony =...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:46:51 +0200

asksteverogers replied to your post: Bucky was here. Stark is a looser. (Bucky = Gary & Tony = Ash)

I don’t understand that reference.

I don’t think that we started talking about Pokemon yet..I’ll run a simulator for you later.

Bucky was here. Stark is a looser. (Bucky = Gary & Tony = Ash)

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:31:22 +0200

Very funny,Barnes. Very funny..

asksteverogers: askanthonystark replied to your post: You know,I’m trying really hard to get along...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:09:50 +0200

asksteverogers:

askanthonystark replied to your post: You know,I’m trying really hard to get along with…

You’re right,it was worth a shot,nevertheless

An obvious lie is never worth a shot, partner.

It’s partly true though if I’m not picking a fight with them?

buckcap: “I’m not whining; I’m just bored outta my mind. You want to play some poker or...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:07:01 +0200

buckcap:

“I’m not whining; I’m just bored outta my mind. You want to play some poker or something?”

I’m not really sure if I trust you enough to play card games with. I heard Fury mentioning a couple of things about you and poker anyway.

buckcap replied to your post: Hey, Tin Can. Does your rust bucket of a suit protect you from my...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:56:56 +0200

buckcap replied to your post: Hey, Tin Can. Does your rust bucket of a suit protect you from my fist? I think not.

I ripped that faceplate off once; I can do it again, Tin Can.

Do you want to start something here,Barnes? Because all I’m hearing is whining.

Hey, Tin Can. Does your rust bucket of a suit protect you from my fist? I think not.

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:52:43 +0200

Really? Do you want to test that? Give your best shot, I won’t be responsible if your arm comes off again, and this time I won’t put it back.

HEY! I JUST MET YOU. AND I'M KIND OF CRAZY. BUT HERE MY FIRST...PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, MAYBE.

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:49:00 +0200

Barnes,I know it’s you,using the anon option isn’t so subtle anymore.

I have a challenge for you, find the Slender Woods and Defeat the notorious Slender Man there, are you up to it? I think not.

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:31:00 +0200

I heard about that video game that everyone talks about, I’m pretty sure Barton and Parker are challenging each other to play it every other night.

But if you mean the real deal,sure why not? He can’t be as menacing as stuff that we’ve already seen before.

asksteverogers: What was all that jargon about you putting your heart and soul into your business...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:12:38 +0200

asksteverogers:

What was all that jargon about you putting your heart and soul into your business that you used to feed me, hmm? I feel like such a sap! Thanks there partner!

Hey,when I pick my own meetings and when Iron Man is concerned I’m all in! I just don’t really think that I’m the right person to be hearing about those new plastic bags..I mean,come on..Oh,they can probably see me typing this,right? Oh well.

asksteverogers: What’s that implying now, Tony? I’m not forcing you to leave your desk now. You...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:08:43 +0200

asksteverogers:

What’s that implying now, Tony? I’m not forcing you to leave your desk now.

You got this wrong, I will do anything to leave this desk right now. You have no idea what I have to sit through and actually pretend that I give a damn.

buckcap: Invincible? Captain Jack Sparrow? Look, I don’t know who are Metal Head, but If you hurt...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:07:25 +0200

buckcap:

Invincible? Captain Jack Sparrow?

Look, I don’t know who are Metal Head, but If you hurt Steve in anyway, I’ll punch you right in that pretty face of yours.

Oh yeah,you won’t get those references. Such a shame,I believe that they were spot on.

Glad that you find me pretty. You don’t have to worry about that,Steve is in good hands, whenever you choose to believe it or not.

buckcap replied to your post: I see you making eyes at Steve. Who the hell are you? I’m not a...

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:07:02 +0200

buckcap replied to your post: I see you making eyes at Steve. Who the hell are you?

I’m not a sidekick! I’m his partner. Besides, I could kick your ass any day…Ironing Man.

I mean,there must be a reason why I didn’t have any action figures of yours..But nevertheless, I do know about you kid, careful there with that attitude. Steve told me all about you. You got that wrong, there must be an Invincible in the name too, kind of like Captain Jack Sparrow? That kind of thing.

I see you making eyes at Steve. Who the hell are you?

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:59:00 +0200

Oh look,it’s the sidekick in tights. Oh come on,you should know who I am. Iron Man,does it ring a bell? If not,tough luck.