Ask Tony Stark
Iron Man
Genius
Billionaire
Playboy
Philanthropist
Big man in a suit of armour according to Steve
I'll answer any questions you might have.
do you sing in the shower? btw, how's steve?
I don’t sing,even though there’s always loud music playing when I do shower.Steve doesn’t always approve,but he likes to hum along to some songs.Steve is pretty busy lately (both of us are but I tend to reward myself with long breaks),but he’s pretty good and quite cheerful.
Are you in love with Pepper?
We were quite close a long time before,but it was unfair for her to stress over me and my crazy choices.
She’s pleased now and Happy takes good care of her,so I don’t worry.
I deeply care about her though,I will always do.
genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.
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Why is it that I do not quite believe your explanation?
Does it take bribery to make you believe me?Not that I care much,just pointing this out.
What is a philanthropist?
What,you don’t have people who care about the greater good in Asgard?I’m pretty sure you don’t have charities either.
A philanthropist is someone that loves the human race and is very generous.You know,like me.
Steve: And I’ve seen the footage.
Not all of it, you haven’t.
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A small message for Mr Stark.
Tony. Can you stop stealing my underwear.
Whenever I wake up I walk over to find it missing - running around the house commando isn’t as fun as you make it out to be.
Our definition of what’s funny differs in so many levels.
It’s actually pretty hilarious,especially when I hide the star and stripes pair.
The red ones are pretty funny too
Oh come on, don’t hide my favourite pair that’s just not fair!
And don’t laugh at the red ones, you’re the one who likes to see me sitting around the house in them.
I still don’t know why you like that pair,I got them as a joke for you,not to honour them on our private times together.Believe me,I see you enough in that suit,no need to go an extra mile to be patriotic.
I think you look better in blue ones,leave the red for me.
They’re one of my favorites Tony you should just be proud you got me something that I love!
There’s no such thing as being too patriotic. Well… Maybe making you sing the national anthem last night was a bit of a stretch but other from that… No such thing.
Red? Isn’t your favourites the ones that light up? You know, they’ve got like a mini-reactor in a certain place, it seems.
Whoa whoa remember what you said?Never get into much detail?
Yeah,thinking about last night makes me bump my head on my desk.That was a surprise,even coming from you.You were lucky that I was tipsy and turned on just enough so I went with it.
I’m pretty proud of those ones,maybe I should start selling them.They are quite impressive,despite that little..accident with them.
Well you deserve it! You’re the one that’s stolen my underwear!
Oh-ho-ho Tony, you hit those high notes pretty darn well if I do say so myself. You should become a professional anthem singer, you know, like pre-baseball match ones? Don’t lie, you enjoyed it.
And just a point, not everyone likes a light up groin piece.
Uh,no I didn’t,that was one of the most embarassing things I’ve done in my life,you owe me big time for that.I think we should give that patriotism kink a better look,it’s starting to get out of hand.
Indeed,but you do.
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